20 20 24 hours ago

You know I was castrated

Imagine the surprise when I looked down below

you know I was castrated.

Have all the cops search along the ground

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

my penis must be found!

Call in the army, the feds and the hounds!

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh


20 20 24 hours ago

You know I was castrated

My wife was too worried "bout my frisky friend below"

You know I was castrated!

Get to the doctor my dick is in a glass!

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

I don't think it will last!

Five more minutes, I'll be only tits and ass!

Oh Oh Oh OH Oh Oh


20 20 24hours ago

You know I was castrated

I should have been more "head" strong

but as the story goes

You know I was castrated!

Get me to the O.R.

call in all the Pro's

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

or my bladder will explode!

Substitute a finger

or my wifes big toe!

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh


Ba Ba Bobbit

Lorena chopped it

Total mutilation!

Ba Ba Bobbit

The cops found it

It's a celebration!

Ba Ba Bobbit

John Wayne got it

under deep sedation!

Ba Ba Bobbit

Heard they enlarged it?

only fabrication!!!!


 

Words By: Kathy Dolan

Music: “Sedated” The Ramones

Performed By Sean, Vic and Kathy